if you obey all the rules you miss all the fun

Heyy im Alyssa! Freshman at Reagan! I play basketball lax fockey and i run track. I love chillen with my buds and jet skinning at my beach house. I ride horses. My phone and cowgirl boots are my life<3

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Me and my dad listening to WMYB in the car  

• One Direction: You're insecure,
• Dad: No, I am not.
• One Direction: Don't know what for.
• Dad: You don't know how to listen.
• One Direction: You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or.
• Dad: Okay, thank you.
• One Direction: Don't need make up.
• Dad: I don't want any.
• One Direction: To cover up.
• Dad: I let it shine!
• One Direction: Being the way that you are is enou-ou-ough.
• Dad: I try to stay true to myself.
• One Direction: Everyone else in the room can see it.
• Dad: Is my fly unzipped?
• One Direction: Everyone else but you-ou.
• Dad: It is, isn't it?
• One Direction: Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
• Dad: Please don't call me baby.
• One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
• Dad: I'm pretty sure a 47 year old man won't get a teenage boy overwhelmed.
• One Direction: And when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell...
• Dad: The floor doesn't make me happy!
• One Direction: You don't know-oh-oh!
• Dad: I don't know what?
• One Direction: You don't know your beautiful!
• Dad: Aww! Thanks, boiiis!
• One Direction: If only you saw what I can see.
• Dad: Just point it out, bud. I'll take a look.
• One Direction: You'd understand why I want you so desperatley.
• Dad: No.
• One Direction: Right now I'm looking at you and I can't belive.
• Dad: Believe it then look away.
• One Direction: You don't know-oh-oh.
• Dad: Oh God, not this again.
• One Direction: You don't know you're beautiful oh oh!
• Dad: I know I am beautiful, can you please get the memo?
• One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful!
• Dad: No, my facial features and charming personality make me beautiful.
• One Direction: So c-come on!
• Dad: No.
• One Direction: You got it wrong.
• Dad: No.
• One Direction: To prove I'm right I put it in a so-o-ong.
• Dad: Unnecessary.
• One Direction: I don't know why, you're being shy.
• Dad: I don't know why, you're being stupid.
• One Direction: And turn away when I look into your ey-ey-eyes.
• Dad: We could have a staring contest if you want, That's cool.
•  ~CHORUSx2~
• One Direction: na na na na na na naaa na na
• Dad: ya ya ya ya ya ya yaaa ya ya
• One Direction: na na na na na na
• Dad: oui oui oui oui oui oui
• One Direction: na na na na na na naaa na na
• Dad: si si si si si si siii si si
• One Direction: na na na na na na
• Dad: Why are we so repetitive?
• One Direction (Harry's solo): Baby you light up my world like nobody else?
• Dad: Do I look like a light bulb?
• One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
• Dad: Why are we so quiet all of a sudden?
• One Direction: But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell.
• Dad: Oh my god!
• ~CHORUS~: 
• One Direction: You don't know-ow-ow!
• Dad: Yes I do.
• One Direction: You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
• Dad: YES I do.
• One Direction: You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
• Dad: YES I DO!
• One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful!
• Dad: Never doubt it.
• Me: Oh my God Dad!
• Dad: Can you please give those five homosexuals the key to idiot-ville, because they deserve it.
• Dad: BITCH I KNOW I'M BEAUTIFUL, OKAY?

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